Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I don't care how everyone's day is going.
I only care about myself!

 

[=y]

SNIP

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR?

 

[Roxas1359]

I love waiting for long load times.
It doesn't make me bored.

 

[Fijiman]

load times are the game developer's way of saying "we love you for things other than your money."

I am now a large, purple fish.

 

[=y]

I am a lover of all things equine.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't just graduate from High School!

 

[Roxas1359]

I won't congratulate you.
We should not do a "We are done with high school" dance.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ah High school. Everything you do after it won't matter.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't care too much about high school.

 

[mParadox]

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAIR?

I'm your Father! My dear grand daughter.

 

[Fijiman]

I am everyone's uncle.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am everyone's grandchild.

 

[steeple]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!

 

[Roxas1359]

You're my grandfather?!
I want my presents!

 

[mParadox]

I'm your present in a box!

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm having a terrible day.
It'll only be getting worse.

 

[mParadox]

*eats chocolates* Yummm, poison chocolate! My favourites. :3

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I hate chocolate.

 

[Dr.Susse]

As a Doctor I can recomend chocolate as a supplement for air.

 

[Roxas1359]

Forget air! I only need carbon dioxide to live!