Blatant Lies

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I'm standing behind you with a knife.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm very scared right now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

The show Dexter sucks. ^_^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've seen Dexter.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't like playing baseball

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This thunderstorm isn't going to make the power all messed up.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not having a thunderstorm as well. D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not trapped.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I will save you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not in pain right now.

[sub]It didn't involve a toe or the stubbing thereof.[/sub]

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't feel sorry for you D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not off for a job interview. Minimum wage, here I come!

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm hope you don't get the job. ^_^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will not be leaving after I finish my rounds on the Escapist.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I hate sad endings, they never stay with me forever. ;~;

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

That burrito I just ate? Awful. Worst burrito ever.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I know what a burrito looks like and I didn't google it to see. ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mexican food isn't all the same to me.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not hungry right now. ;~;

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I ate a little while ago.