Blatant Lies

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering if the Escapist is acting weird for anyone else as well.

 

[shrekfan246]

@dalek sec: The Escapist is most definitely not acting weird for me. It's never acting weird, it certainly didn't have half-broken forums for the last two or three days, and it definitely doesn't have a broken messaging system today that doesn't update properly when you get replies.

 

[Roxas1359]

The Escapist is in picture perfect condition!
You all are just crazy.

 

[dalek sec]

@shrekfan246: Glad to know that I'm the only person having problems today on the Escapist.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Dalek: I've encounter no problems at all today.

 

[=y]

I am talented at losing headaches.

 

[Roxas1359]

I get headaches often. They never get bad at all.

 

[Fijiman]

I don't wish my little brother would stop napping so much. If he's bored then he shouldn't find something to do other than nap.

 

[=y]

I don't work tomorrow.

 

[Roxas1359]

I work everyday this week. It sucks.

 

[shrekfan246]

I have a job. It's the greatest thing in the world!

 

[Fijiman]

It's not the same for me as well. I know I don't need one, but I hate being lazy.

 

[shrekfan246]

I'm not lazy either. Being lazy is a terrible thing.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm know to be the laziest man on the entire planet.
I'm aiming to be the laziest man in the universe.

 

[Fijiman]

My thumb doesn't hurt. If it did I'm sure I'd know exactly why.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't wake up this morning to my index finger bleeding.
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be curious on how I got it if I was.

 

[=y]

I enjoy waking up at 5AM to go to work. Really.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't like getting up early.
I enjoy sleeping the day away.

 

[shrekfan246]

I get up at 5 AM every single day. It's when I feel the most awake.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Neither am i.