Blatant Lies

[mParadox]

That's wonderful to hear! I hope you catch your cold quickly!

 

[Roxas1359]

I get sick all the time.
I pretty much go to the doctor every week.
[sub]Longest I ever went without seeing a doctor was 5 years because I didn't need to see one.[/sub]

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I didn't go to a casino last night, i didn't win 300 dollars and then get my foot run over.

 

[Roxas1359]

I won't ask how you're doing now.
I've gone gambling many times before.
[sub]I can gamble in California, just haven't gone to the casino.[/sub]

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I won't ask how you're doing now.
I've gone gambling many times before.
[sub]I can gamble in California, just haven't gone to the casino.[/sub]

I'm not fine, it makes sense that i wasn't hurt, also i'm totally 21 and didn't sneak in :3

 

[Roxas1359]

You're such a good boy Gypsy.
It can't be seen as karma for what had happened.
I mean the most offense in that.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I take extrem offense to that, i plan to come in the night for your soul.

 

[Roxas1359]

Joke's on you Gypsy!
The Escapist's servers don't own my soul!
[sub]Keeps the hamsters fed.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I expect an intelligent comment below this one.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I really look forward to the next time I visit the bathroom.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not getting tired of New Vegas crashing.
I love it when it does that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Miracle Of Sound's song didn't have that in it.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't start playing Metro 2033 today. Even if I did the game sucks.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't have that game. It indeed sucks.

 

[Roxas1359]

My dazzle is working perfectly right now.
Not a single frame dropped.
[sub]1,359 frames! Dazzle becomes a whiny ***** when I don't record for a while.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I realized Miracle Of Sound as self taught at guitar.

 

[Roxas1359]

I can play the guitar better than Eddy Van Halen!

 

[Fijiman]

I know how to play every instrument.

 

[Roxas1359]

I never played the trombone before.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have never played TF2 before