Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I am so popular on the escapist.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Grape isn't the greatest new user I've been introduced to in a long time.

 

[Dark Pythos]

Im such an active member here and didnt make an account after finding zero punctuation...

 

[pyramid head grape]

People didn't do the above much.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Forum Games is not my primary place to post.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Forum Games isn't the most awesome place on the escapist.

 

[Dango]

No situations can be fixed with starfish.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This statement is the truth.

 

[pyramid head grape]

The above post is a lie.

 

[Dango]

My avatar is not cute.

 

[pyramid head grape]

The avatar above is yawning. (^^)

 

[evilstonermonkey]

In Soviet Russia, that didn't say she.

 

[CondorBob]

I do not currently have an internet service provider, and had to sell my computer to buy some Ramen noodles.

Mmm, noodles . . .

 

[Lionsfan]

I have not totaled 2 of my cars for the same reason

 

[pyramid head grape]

I love being post ninja'd

 

[Cazer]

I was on my way through Canadia on my polar bear when suddenly I realised that I had spilt my Tim Hortons on the way to work. I quickly rode back to my igloo, where I fed my pet moose. I nodded to some mounties, then aboot slipped on some ice as I bought more coffee.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I have no idea who the above avatar is.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I have an excellent visage of an idea of what the above user's avatar is.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

as do i

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Lack of punctuation and capitalization on your part was not noticed.