Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I dislike a nice cold cider in the summer. ^^

 

[GodofDisaster]

I don't smoke when I'm drunk.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't smoke when I'm drunk.

This is a lie. ^^

OT: I am not currently quitting smoking. ^^

 

[Neonbob]

I have never thought about running over a pack of kids >.>

 

[pyramid head grape]

I take everything seriously.

 

[Neonbob]

I never wear hats.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not drinking a glass of this right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I am not a robot.

 

[Neonbob]

I have never wanted to drive a tractor.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I know all and see all.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I am not going to bed.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not winning this game.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Trying to find a Lapras in Pokemon Black is easy.

(Off topic: I'm searching in the right place village bridge surfing spots, but I swear if I see one more fucking Basculin, I'm going to go mad.)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I do not feel his pain.

Also, the user below me deserves to be banned for everything forever.

 

[Ultraman950]

I'm so totally banned forever, from the Escapist, Nostalgia Critic's site, AVNG's site, all forums ever, and everything yet to exist ever, even of my own creation.

And it's great.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ultraman is not lying.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not getting ready to go to work.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to bed now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm really not going to go to bed now >.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am absolutely, positively going to not go to bed right now. In fact, I'm going to stay up all night on the Escapist tonight just like I used to.