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pyramid head grape

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M0rp43vs

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I think the lies are just blatant enough.

I'm actually a blue haired formless neon pink blob that tastes like marshmallows and smells like apple curry. My avatar is extremely close to the form I take on in real life so as to not frighten people.

My best friend is a talking squirrel who's the size of my pinkie.

I also love what you've done with the place and no, I'm just fine thanks for asking
 

pyramid head grape

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M0rp43vs said:
I think the lies are just blatant enough.

I'm actually a blue haired formless neon pink blob that tastes like marshmallows and smells like apple curry. My avatar is extremely close to the form I take on in real life so as to not frighten people.

My best friend is a talking squirrel who's the size of my pinkie.

I also love what you've done with the place and no, I'm just fine thanks for asking
Your also not a ninja! ^^
 

M0rp43vs

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pyramid head grape said:
Your also not a ninja! ^^
No, I'm actually a samurai flung from the past into the future to take on some formless evil who has already taken over the world
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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pyramid head grape said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
I'm not listening to a Welch eno-ish band. That would be sinful.
I never listen to emo-ish bands, never. Even if no-one is around!
I totally didn't have a typo in my post.
M0rp43vs said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
You're a samurai girl who needs to put more clothes on.
A lot of people have been complaining about it
They think your bewbs are too big.
 

M0rp43vs

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Nope, I didn't spend the better part of the week trying to figure this freakin simple and non-complicated song on guitar. I'm so content with it.

Troublesome Lagomorph said:
M0rp43vs said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
They think your bewbs are too big.
And that's just how I like em :3
They're not about to snap your spine like a twig.
Yep, I love them BIG. They don't look unnatural at all.
They don't get in the way when you try to swing a sword or use a bow

pyramid head grape said:
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Troublesome Lagomorph said:
]You're not a codebreaker.
I add people as friends on The Escapist to stalk them easier. ^^
Yep, I do that too...
Wait, that was, erm, NOT a blatant lie, yea that's it. hehe
 

Troublesome Lagomorph

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M0rp43vs said:
Nope, I didn't spend the better part of the week trying to figure this freakin simple and non-complicated song on guitar. I'm so content with it.

Troublesome Lagomorph said:
M0rp43vs said:
Troublesome Lagomorph said:
They think your bewbs are too big.
And that's just how I like em :3
They're not about to snap your spine like a twig.
Yep, I love them BIG. They don't look unnatural at all.
They don't get in the way when you try to swing a sword or use a bow
They don't add unnecessary stress to the spine and back muscles. And they're not ugly.
Also: flat chests suck.
pyramid head grape said:
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Troublesome Lagomorph said:
]You're not a codebreaker.
I add people as friends on The Escapist to stalk them easier. ^^
I don't do that. Ever.