Blatant Lies

[Connor Lonske]

*In GladDOS voice* "THIS. STATEMENT. IS. TRUE!"

 

[steeple]

I'm not sleepy... at all...

 

[M0rp43vs]

It's not 2 am right now and I feel fine. I'm having don't have to go to bed now.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I'm not wondering where Adventure Time has gone. They haven't aired a new episode for weeks...

 

[M0rp43vs]

I really don't want to watch that. It doesn't interest me. I don't mind not having a TV. I don't want to hear if it's any good or not?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am a robot.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i'm a ninja pirate zombie king but not a gypsy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've met a gypsy before in real life.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

EDIT: Holy Shnikeys, MEGA-NINJA'D!

I'm so not hungry I could ride a horse...wait.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't hesitate!

 

[RaNDM G]

I'm not craving pizza right now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't eat Pizza today.

 

[Dango]

I am not going to Six Flags Great Adventure tomorrow.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not infinitely jealous of you Americans and your awesome themeparks.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I have these:

And I don't want them at all.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't like MvC3. I'm great at that game!

 

[steeple]

I am not a crook's head

 

[pyramid head grape]

I love theme parks I don't get extremely dizzy after each ride and become unable to stand :c

0_0 again?

 

[pyramid head grape]

I've met a gypsy before in real life.

One of my friends don't live next door to gypsys. They don't steal things and yell "Go back to you own country" at me. They are very nice people.

 

[steeple]

I think my country is full of gypsys, since I see them everyday...