Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not a newbie at this place. ^^

 

[Neonbob]

I don't think that I should be in charge of the world every now and then.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I am in charge of the world.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm pregnant!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

King Kong Ain't Got Shit On Me

 

[Dr.Susse]

I don't see why Garfield would hate Mondays.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not multitasking.

 

[pyramid head grape]

multitasking is easy.
>.>

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not now addicted to WoT... <.<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't play minecraft at all today.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I haven't played Minecraft lately either.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I don't wish I could play minecraft lately

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't cut my nose while shaving.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I totally don't want to go play World of Tanks right now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I have a very manly beard and shave it everyday! ^^

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I ate my dinner like a good little girl, and didn't spend all night playing Command Mission at all.

[sub] Damn you Botos and your little mage sidekick-things >.< . Stop killing my team![/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You aren't a girl, you are a phony! A BIG FAT PHONY!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Ever see that little flicker in the corner of you eye? That's your brain telling you that you are 12.72 days away from having a really good meal.

 

[SillyNilly]

I don't sing when I shower.

 

[steeple]

I am the president of burundi