Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I'm not playing Infamous 2 right now. ^^

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I'm totally doing my chores right now and not sitting here eating grapes and acquiring carpal tunnel...

 

[pyramid head grape]

I'm totally doing my chores right now and not sitting here eating grapes and acquiring carpal tunnel...

AAAAHHHHH, your eating me. ^^

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I am lazier than the furnature.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I love tofu.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Tofu is SO tasty!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I want to only eat tofu everyday, forever.

 

[I Max95]

the Cake is in fact a lie

 

[pyramid head grape]

TOFU! I love tofu its so tasty...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

A well placed trollface jpg won't make me laugh.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I will do nothing of the sort. ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't giggle.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Something didn't just explode outside my house. D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

It probably was just the wind.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

People did not die.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

That lagomorph isn't responsible.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I don't miss my girlfriend and I'm totally not having freak-outs because I can't go to grad parties with her this weekend.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I have had a girlfriend recently.

 

[pyramid head grape]

People where I live are not insane or violent. I'm going to go help them right away. ^^

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My neighbors are interesting.