Blatant Lies

[pyramid head grape]

I didn't take your guys's advice and make a Skype account

This is bad news

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm pregnant with Redlin's baby!

 

[Pseudoboss]

The cake is true

. . . that was a witty and original post.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Perfectly executed combos aren't a thing of beauty.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm a vegetarian!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My car didn't make it a challenge to fix it.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not craving a burger, fries and a coke right now at all.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not still looking for work >.>

 

[M0rp43vs]

I didn't almost get stabbed by a falling knife this afternoon...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

This is not surprising to me.

 

[RaNDM G]

I enjoyed Scream 3.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Forum drama isn't threatening to swallow me again.

*doesn't reach for emergency neutrality boat*

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not tired at all from the heat outside.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've been active recently.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cole is not a mod.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did not notice that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to be behaving very well in the next little while.

 

[Neonbob]

I'm not allowed to dance.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't think Neon can tear up a dance floor.

 

[Neonbob]

I think sandpaper is a wonderful toilet paper.