Blatant Lies

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I chopped some girl up with my daedric battle axe.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm a police officer. Stop in the name of the law!!

 

[Neonbob]

I trust you in all things!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Neonbob isn't my friend.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to bed for a change.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You're not getting off early.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not listening to the awesomeness that is The Rock's theme.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't log on today to 46 messages.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't think Weebl is hilarious.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I will buy Duke Nukem Forever. ^.^

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't need a new pair of pants after hearing about Super Smash Bros. 4.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I didn't order portal 2 from amazon i'm not waiting for it to be delivered.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I don't talk to 171 on steam.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want to play Team Fortress 2 right now.

 

[pyramid head grape]

You shouldn't go play it right now!!

 

[King Toasty]

I have not spent the last 11 hours on the internet, watching Doctor Who online. No. Not at all.

...Allons-y!

 

[Rooster893]

I don't think Captain America got Osama.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A Tool song was not in that new Captain America trailer.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't think Iron Maiden is the best metal band ever.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I HATE Iron Maiden and I have none of their albums.

The Final Frontier is one my my least favorite albums ever.