Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

Are you sick of paying monthly premiums on your health insurance? Well Real insurance now lets you not only pay no premiums but pay double for every cent. And by signing up now we will kill you on the spot and keep the money for our expensive hit man fees.

 

[steeple]

Philosophy is for chumps.

eyesight is for chumps...

 

[Dr.Susse]

After you finnish building a brick wall a little part of you dies. So I've been building all my life.

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I don't have too many books to read.

reading is for losers, and only makes you dummer

I don't tend to only read fiction. >.>

there are many problems with that. you should never expand your perspective on life by learning on others in the settings they have created!

also, philosophy sounds like it would be boring to read...

That's not true. ^^

Philosophy doesn't sound interesting, but there aren't way too many philosophers to choose from.

I dont think the greek/athenian ones such as arian, aristo, plato and socrates would be a good start...

ancient greece had a shit-culture and philosophy...

That's probably false. Ancient Greece was a stupid place.

 

[steeple]

After you finnish building a brick wall a little part of you dies. So I've been building all my life.

I was not thinking of the great wall of china when I read that...

p.s. I hate irony

 

[steeple]

I don't have too many books to read.

reading is for losers, and only makes you dummer

I don't tend to only read fiction. >.>

there are many problems with that. you should never expand your perspective on life by learning on others in the settings they have created!

also, philosophy sounds like it would be boring to read...

That's not true. ^^

Philosophy doesn't sound interesting, but there aren't way too many philosophers to choose from.

I dont think the greek/athenian ones such as arian, aristo, plato and socrates would be a good start...

ancient greece had a shit-culture and philosophy...

That's probably false. Ancient Greece was a stupid place.

true... true...

but at least they had great morals there, didnt they?

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I don't have too many books to read.

reading is for losers, and only makes you dummer

I don't tend to only read fiction. >.>

there are many problems with that. you should never expand your perspective on life by learning on others in the settings they have created!

also, philosophy sounds like it would be boring to read...

That's not true. ^^

Philosophy doesn't sound interesting, but there aren't way too many philosophers to choose from.

I dont think the greek/athenian ones such as arian, aristo, plato and socrates would be a good start...

ancient greece had a shit-culture and philosophy...

That's probably false. Ancient Greece was a stupid place.

true... true...

but at least they had great morals there, didnt they?

I know a lot about the morals of ancient Greece...

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

My computer's not being a butt and reading my SD card >:I

 

[pyramid head grape]

I didn't 100% Crash Bandicoot 2, you and another certain user we both know in real life but is never on weren't there when I was working on it, nor did you both help a bit.

Also there wasn't a single moment when the game fucked me over.

Crash Bandicoot 3 didn't screw me over 3 secs into the first level. >.> (dam you bounce boxes)

Limbo doesn't screw you over every chance it gets...

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I have no memories of playing Crash Bandicoot when I was a kid. ^^

 

[pyramid head grape]

I have no strong feelings what so ever!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Crash has always been a pet hate of mine.

Dam you Bandicoot!

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't get home and I didn't have a nice flight.

 

[pyramid head grape]

No reason to party then!

 

[Norendithas]

No reason to party then!

None whatsoever. There's never a reason to party.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

There's always a reason to party in my books...

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I'm not enjoying Cradle song! XD

 

[pyramid head grape]

Food is for fools.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Toronto is the place to be.

Toronto is a fun city.

OT: I'm not off to work.

I don't hope you'll have a nice day.

I did :/

 

[GodofDisaster]

My sleep routine isn't fucked up.