Blatant Lies

[steeple]

the next guy who shares a pun gets his ass kicked by gremlins...

 

[M0rp43vs]

But they are a pretty pun-demental part of humour.To share-a-pun helps Sharp-pun one's wit. Leave it to steeple to levy pun-ishments so Steep for-OHMYGODWHEREDIDTHESEGREMLINSCOMEFROM!?

(No. Bad, bad puns are not a main part of my arsenal. They cannot knock out my siblings at 20 paces nor are they banned via the Geneva convetion )

 

[QuietCupOfTea]

I didn't go to the local exhibition for the day and thusly I was able to reply to you fast!

I'm not wondering how you've been lately.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm so fat, I could supply a soap factory for years on end!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I am the manliest thing ever when it comes to spiders. I never scream and run from them. Spiders ain't got nothin' on me!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I never eat anything unless it's been made into a smoothie.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I never got a Subway with everything on it. 0_0

 

[Rooster893]

Paintball is boring, and I rule at it! XD

 

[Dr.Susse]

I don't want to hear said pun.

It total wasn't anything like 'People who get curb stomped really have their minds in the gutter.'

It's not like I do puns on twitter or anything.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't go to the local exhibition for the day and thusly I was able to reply to you fast!

I'm not wondering how you've been lately.

I'm not feeling fantastic.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Everything is just so horrible.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I ride a horse everywhere! His name is Ghostcity and he can run like there's a breeze.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Everything is just so horrible.

I know why things are horrible right now.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Everything is just so horrible.

I know why things are horrible right now.

I don't. *puts on me gusta face*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Everything is just so horrible.

I know why things are horrible right now.

I don't. *puts on me gusta face*

I now understand...

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Everything is just so horrible.

I know why things are horrible right now.

I don't. *puts on me gusta face*

I now understand...

*shrugs* I've totally been keeping track of what I've been saying.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You said you'd bake us a cake!

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's just in the oven.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I hate cake.

 

[AnkaraTheFallen]

*Doesn't come running in at the mention of cake*