Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

This has truly been the worst day I've ever had in a long time

This is the best day I've ever had in a long time.

Tear jerkers haven't been thrown in my face.

 

[staika]

This has truly been the worst day I've ever had in a long time

This is the best day I've ever had in a long time.

Tear jerkers haven't been thrown in my face.

I don't feel for you bro, I haven't had a lot of those days recently. Today was not one of those rare good days.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't find it sad that the hospital's internet is faster than mine.

 

[Rooster893]

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This wasn't my favorite song to play on Guitar Hero 2.

 

[Lionsfan]

I make spelling errors all the time

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I smack you with dictionaries often.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My internet is awesome all the time, every time.

 

[DJude]

I haven't left this place once, and I'm sure as hell not posting in a bunch of threads in hopes of catching up with old friends... nope... not at all...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't vaguely remember your username...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I remember it.

 

[DJude]

You and I are old friends... we go way back don't we..... wait a minute.... do we?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Only if you weren't buddies with some guy called "Hail Fire 998."
We are not one and the same.

 

[DJude]

BLOODY SHIT MONKEYS! HAIL!!! XD *pounces*
I don't at all remember you or how you were friends with that one VENN724 guy who is in no way me.

 

[Rooster893]

Seeing R.E.M perform Everybody Hurts live didn't make me cry. At all.

Nope. Not one tear was shed....

 

[GodofDisaster]

I have never cried in my life, nope not even as a baby.

Off topic: When I was around 8 I had a car boot slam down on all of my fingers, none of them where broken, but I can say this. It didn't hurt at all, in fact I actually got super powers from it.

 

[Roxas1359]

My grandfather's surgery wasn't a success.

 

[DJude]

I once yodeled a french ballad to my grandmum for her 72nd birthday... it was so beautiful, I broke down in tears at the end and flew away on her wheelchair...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My grandfather's surgery wasn't a success.

I'm going to kill you because we can't celebrate.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Random medical injections for all!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I didn't buy a new laptop, it won't be here before Christmas. :3