Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I love eating the flesh of living things.

I detect a rival! *tackles*

Savage cannibalism is so in right now.

You make it sound so hot~

Put your pants back on, I'm busy.

 

[Roxas1359]

You won't pay for that!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Pillow fights can only end in an arms race leading up to a pillow case filled with bricks.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't sleep with pillows under my head.
I sleep with 4 active nuclear devices under my head.
Nothing gives you a safer night sleep than a 50 kiloton blast.

 

[Dr.Susse]

And they're good for clearing the sinuses.

 

[mParadox]

Put your pants back on, I'm busy.

... Say that again, slowly. =3

 

[MammothBlade]

Everyone, don't get naked.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'd totally do that in an instant Mammoth.

 

[pyramid head grape]

But you already are! D:

 

[Roxas1359]

Indeed I am.
I'm the sexiest thing to ever walk on the planet! XD

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I think Nisemonogatari is the worst anime of this season.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm all the time wearing leather pants!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Put your pants back on, I'm busy.

... Say that again, slowly. =3

Yes.

Indeed I am.
I'm the sexiest thing to ever walk on the planet! XD

Second place to only me >:O

Everyone, don't get naked.

This seems like a good course of action.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm the best and you know it.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I've discovered the secret to time travel!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've discovered the secret to time travel!

Why haven't you told yourself how to do it when you were younger? You've always known this, right?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I told myself, but I forgot the password.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I didn't just watch the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood movie.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not at home right now at all, nope.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Home sucks.