Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going to try to lose weight.

I wish to gain more weight.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I can lose and gain weight. I'm very normal.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I like my stomach's shape <.<

 

[Philip3477]

I regularly hop on my pink unicorn and take short jaunts at a canter speed into Central Park, using the pathways to provide a runway for my little Pegasus to begin flying into Earth's orbit, after 20 minutes putting me into it at a geosynchronous pace.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Seems legit.

 

[Roxas1359]

I easily get out of my depressions with the help of my magical purple chinchilla.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I probably shouldn't shave for that presentation I have to give in a few hours.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I didn't fuck up my last presentation.

Off topic: I knew what I was going to say, but as soon as the time came I choked, forgetting lines and stammering. Good thing my partner was there to keep me right. But I really do hate them, it was the class that put me of. Those staring eyes they make it so uncomfortable, a part of me just wanted to scream "stop fucking staring!"

So yeah I love presentations and public speaking in general.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't understand what makes them so hard for some people.

Oh and I have no headache before going to band. I won't need drugs tonight!

 

[dalek sec]

My laptop didn't lock up twice when I tried to vote on MM.

 

[Lionsfan]

I just hate video games.

I've been posting on this thread every day

I hate your avatar.

I replied to your quote in a timely manner to say that I found Error 403

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My avatar breaks the internet. My Nephew didn't just turn 6. I didn't give him a toy car from my personal collection.

 

[Goremocker]

Redlin5 has a crappy avatar well worth trashing, and is pathetic compared to my greatness. Also I'm muscular, tan, and I memorized the entire periodic table of elements.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Redlin5 has a crappy avatar well worth trashing, and is pathetic compared to my greatness. Also I'm muscular, tan, and I memorized the entire periodic table of elements.

Your avatar is terrible so take your snarky attitude elsewhere... Punk...

 

[springheeljack]

I plan on plan on punching each of you in the face with a stale bag of cheeotos

 

[Goremocker]

I know exactly why this thread is fun; It makes us dance! And when I dance, I look like the penguin from happy feet. But don't worry, I'll teach all of you to dance like that too!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My wrists are on fire...

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Assuming that's a literal statement, you're definitely a Time Lord. Have fun regenerating!


Now I'm happy. I don't want Tennant back!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Of course I'm a Time Lord. I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out.

Also the latest Unskippable features a game with the most realistic lip synchronization I've seen in years.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering if I should take a day off from my puzzle or not.