Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

My thoughts don't arrive like butterflies.

I know, so I don't chase them away.

I will not begin my life again someday.

Rough hands will lead me away.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The onion is never funny.

 

[Roxas1359]

Having bipolar disorder will make all your friends be envious of you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am a rich man.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't start singing this because of you saying that...

Spoiler: If I were a rich man

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My thread is visible...

 

[Roxas1359]

Hamsters are my favorite snack.
They taste so good.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

People on the internet are always nice and never get in the way of other peoples fun.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Domino's Pizza is so cheap and tastes awful.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm sitting still.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I've had good Pizza recently.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate pizza.
It reminds me of dead people.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not off and about now. And Pizza is made from people.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

Pizza sauce is actually Soylent Green with food coloring.

 

[Roxas1359]

I love it when my parents fight.
They know that I can here them.
[sub]They never realize how loud they are.[/sub]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I love parental argument.

 

[springheeljack]

I did not have an awesome night tonight I am not in a great mood

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm gonna ruin that good mood by burning your house down.

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

You should use combustible lemons, then.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I feel like I could take on the world right now.