Blatant Lies

[Dr.Susse]

And that one is you.
No other will do.

[small]Taking that in the lying context that was a mean post I just made....sorry[/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I've lost all ambition for worldly acclaim~

[sub]D'aww, I can't stay mad at you Susse. XD[/sub]

 

[Rooster893]

I hate how crunchy the guitars sound.

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[ThePS1Fan]

I hate this song.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've poisoned all of your drinks, and somewhere here I've hidden the antidote.

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Portal 2 was terribad,[footnote]Even worse than terrible[/footnote] it's a good thing every critic hated it and convinced everyone to not buy it.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I'm not lonely.... People are always wanting to hang out with me. I hate sex but it is the only thing I think about...

 

[Roxas1359]

I've got many girls calling me to hang out.
So much that I have no time to post here.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You should worry.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm never stressed out.
[sub]My mom noticed parts of my hair are turning grey...I'm going to be 18 next month! DX[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Aren't I not worried?
[sub]I hope everything is alright. [/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I love being old! I get to yell at kids on my lawn that I have.
[sub]Everything should be fine, no need to worry.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I feel young.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It's in the fog!

We're all going to die!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm happy that I lost an hour due to daylight savings time.

I also can't wait to go to work!

 

[Roxas1359]

I would hate to have a job.

 

[Rooster893]

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3497076/Life+to+do+list/

It wouldn't be funny to do some of these.

 

[Roxas1359]

That's stuff I'd never do.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I don't feel compelled to do the hand out lemons one.

 

[Roxas1359]

Lemons are too sweet for me to eat.