Blatant Lies

[staika]

*goes outside and bashes in the head of a hobo*
*brings back his blood*

Here you are master paradox, freshly retrieved blood

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate that I turn 18 today.
It comes with no benefits and everyone treats me terriblely.

 

[mParadox]

I hate that I turn 18 today.
It comes with no benefits and everyone treats me terriblely.

You. Screw you. You're terrible. >:c

Have a devastating day and I hope everyone treats you like the spineless creature that you are.

[sub][sub]But srsly, happy birthday! =D[/sub][/sub]

 

[ThePS1Fan]

Being 15 is always great, everyone thinks you know what you're talking about and never looks down upon you. Oh well once you're an adult you do know so much you didn't before. It's not like adulthood is almost exactly like being a teenager just with hella more responsibilities [sub]wait...[/sub]

 

[David Bjur]

I have watched Inception.

 

[staika]

I hate that I turn 18 today.
It comes with no benefits and everyone treats me terriblely.

It's you're birthday, now let me go down this incredibly long list of mean things to say to you. I would have done that but now I'll just set fire to your cake and dreams.

[sub][sub]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!![/sub][/sub]

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I watch every movie, then I write profound intellectually stimulating reviews of them.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've never seen Inception.

I hate that I turn 18 today.
It comes with no benefits and everyone treats me terriblely.

You. Screw you. You're terrible. >:c

Have a devastating day and I hope everyone treats you like the spineless creature that you are.

[sub][sub]But srsly, happy birthday! =D[/sub][/sub]

Have a terrible day yourself!
[sub][sub]Thanks[/sub][/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

@staika: I won't thank you at all for that.

 

[staika]

@Nero: It's a problem! Now go and have the worst day ever!

 

[David Bjur]

I hate that I turn 18 today.
It comes with no benefits and everyone treats me terriblely.

You should cherish this year, since the world will end in just 259 days!

[sub][sub] I don't even know you but HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY!!!!!!!! [/sub][/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate that I turn 18 today.
It comes with no benefits and everyone treats me terriblely.

You should cherish this year, since the world will end in just 259 days!

[sub][sub] I don't even know you but HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANYWAY!!!!!!!! [/sub][/sub]

I hate meeting new people.
Go jump in some fire.
[sub]Thanks[/sub]

 

[mParadox]

INFACT, I hope all of you have a ruddy terrible time.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've gambled a lot before today.
I lost too.

 

[staika]

I gamble all the time, I win every time >.>

 

[ThePS1Fan]

I am sitting a pile of money so large it makes Mt. Everest shrivel in comparison.

 

[mParadox]

I hate Kingdoms of Amalur. >.>

 

[David Bjur]

I hate spiders. They are too big.

 

[mParadox]

I find spiders to be ugly. Especially that house spider. Ugly as hell.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

The escapist is not intruding upon my dreams again.