Blatant Lies

mParadox · Apr 25, 2012

*arrests you* You are under arrest for being too good to be true.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 25, 2012

*resists arrest*

FUCK YOU COPPER

*jumps out of window, undoes cuffs and jumps into corvette*

mParadox · Apr 25, 2012

*blows up the Lamborghini*

Oops.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 25, 2012

*drives off and vanishes into dimension 892389128432920101-321235*

mParadox · Apr 25, 2012

Isn't that the dimension of the giant worms? >.>

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 25, 2012

*static*

mParadox · Apr 25, 2012

*is now white noise*

Dr.Susse · Apr 25, 2012

Well I didn't lose one hundred bucks on one damn spinner.

mParadox · Apr 25, 2012

Well that's bloody good news.

Dr.Susse · Apr 25, 2012

Couldn't be worse.
I didn't have fun though.

mParadox · Apr 25, 2012

Even more depressing to hear. >

Yuno Gasai · Apr 25, 2012

I'm thrilled that downloading the Guild Wars 2 beta client is nerfing my internet speed. D:

mParadox · Apr 25, 2012

That's fantastic news! I love it when that happens. =D

MammothBlade · Apr 25, 2012

Someone remembered to pay the internet and telephone bills, so I wasn't left without internet for the past few days

dalek sec · Apr 25, 2012

And I see that the Escapist isn't freaking out today either.

Fijiman · Apr 25, 2012

I know, it looks so normal.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 25, 2012

Today is not Wednesday.

mParadox · Apr 25, 2012

It's not going to be Thursday for me soon. >.>

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 25, 2012

Your timezone is a long way away, which I am happy for.

pyramid head grape · Apr 25, 2012

I'm not sleepy