Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I live in the nuclear test site next door.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not getting ready to head to bed soon.

 

[Fijiman]

Neither am I. I could stay up all night long.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I an not too to the point...

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not at that point where I'm tired but I feel like I could still stay up even later.

 

[Fijiman]

I feel like I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.

 

[dalek sec]

I feel like I could do that too, I just don't want to.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm going to steal everyones' soul tomorrow because I feel like doing it today.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Souls are for chumps.
Capcha: bad egg

 

[Fijiman]

Being in bed at 1AM is for chumps.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm now awake.

 

[Dr.Susse]

A bad day to celebrate!

 

[The Night Angel]

I don't feel well rested now

 

[Fijiman]

I never sleep. I just take small breaks.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sleep is the worst part of the night.

 

[Fijiman]

I love vacuuming floors with an old, half-broken vacuum cleaner.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sounds better than playing video games!

 

[Fijiman]

Totally, I enjoy it so much that I let my little brother play when he got home instead of myself. It, in no way, was because he's wanting to be a pissy ***** because his headphones didn't get stolen at school today and immediately got on before I did.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Always bring valuables to High Schools.

 

[Fijiman]

Also make sure to flaunt those items as much as possible and then leave them unattended.