Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

It isn't raining. It never rains anywhere.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't know what that's like.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't wonder where your avatar is from.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Someone is grabbing my butt!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm... not confused about what exactly that was supposed to mean.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Someone is grabbing my butt!

That's never happened to me.
It didn't happen the other day...

 

[=y]

I'm lost in space.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am not weighing up whether I should start a relationship on the basis of how hot she looks

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Go for it.

 

[FDLinc]

that was a really nice thing to say

 

[Fijiman]

I'm in the middle of a pie fight right now. Some of the pies have mines in them.

 

[MammothBlade]

I'm on my way to having a really productive day...

 

[Fijiman]

I'm always productive.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm so productive that I'm gonna go to school today. >.>

 

[Verzin]

I never make silly or poorly thought out threads.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm glad that I may have to put down another one of my cats.
I always hated him.

 

[=y]

I don't miss my dog.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've not just filled out applications for 5 different jobs.
It's not like I'd want them anyway.

 

[Rooster893]

School is great!

 

[=y]

School is terrible.