Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I feel like doing a lot of homework.

 

[Fijiman]

I loved homework. It was my favorite thing in the world.

 

[Malyc]

I don't wonder what I missed in the 11 hours since I last looked here...

 

[Malyc]

I didn't check the thread at like 10 this morning

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't get yet another bloody badge today from the quiz.

I didn't get the same badge from the quiz I didn't take.

I didn't get that result either!

 

[Fijiman]

The potato men are welcome in my home in Minecraft.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've returned from the dead.

 

[Fijiman]

I am eating copious amounts of walrus.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm a dolphin.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm an apple pie!

 

[Fijiman]

I am Captain Sparkless Amazing, king of Ninth Street.

 

[Fijiman]

I just stabbed myself with a baseball.

 

[Roxas1359]

I just cut myself with a spoon.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm gonna go watch anime on the new laptop I totally have.
[sub][sub]You may not see me much when I get one; too much anime to watch. XD[/sub][/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

My old laptop shall live forever!

 

[Fijiman]

I hope someone rips your arms off and beats you neighbors with them.

 

[Roxas1359]

I shall rip out your heart and feed it to a cow!

 

[Fijiman]

I shall destroy the earth.

 

[Fijiman]

This is not the 18000th post on this thread.

 

[Roxas1359]

Time for me to not sleep and get ready for my finals tomorrow.