Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I am the least sexy person on this thread

 

[=y]

I didn't go to a ridiculously awesome LAN party today. It was planned.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm about to destroy the Great Barrier Reef.

You can't it's where Australia hides its weapons of mass destruction.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not tired and sick. I'm not looking forward to plopping down in my cool bed.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not drinking tea on a hot summer's day.

 

[Fijiman]

I just sent everyone here a thousand dollars.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't just find a tick on the back of my leg. I'm pretty sure I left all of him in there.

 

[staika]

I'm not at work and some kid didn't just call me "old man" D;

I'm old >.>

 

[Roxas1359]

Grandpa, give me some money.

 

[staika]

The only money you'll get is in the form of quarters because as an old man I am payed in quarters.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm so full. I couldn't eat another bite.
I mean there is so much food in my house so I can always eat.
Plus if I've got no food I'll just steal from you guys.

 

[Rooster893]

My brother is being a very nice person right now.

 

[=y]

I'm so full. I couldn't eat another bite.
I mean there is so much food in my house so I can always eat.
Plus if I've got no food I'll just steal from you guys.

You can have all my food.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Sweden did not win Eurovision

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm happy that Sweden lost.
I hate Sweden.

 

[Fijiman]

I know exactly what you are talking about.

 

[Roxas1359]

Eurovision is terrible yearly music contest.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm drunk.

 

[Roxas1359]

I drink all the time.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want a job so I can't pay for the things I want.