Blatant Lies

[mParadox]

Oh Nero, y u so silleh.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I punched a bear last night.

 

[mParadox]

I punched a saber cat last night.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't finally play Skyrim.

 

[mParadox]

I curse your lucky stars.

 

[Dr.Susse]

This is art attack.

 

[Fijiman]

I killed you last night.

 

[Fijiman]

There is a potato bomb hidden somewhere on the Escapist. Careful where you click.

 

[mParadox]

A potato is potato which can count to potato!

 

[Fijiman]

There is now a 1000 mega-chip potato bomb hidden somewhere on the internet. Hopefully somewhere Overpuce wont find.

 

[=y]

Today was great for me as well.
The only bad thing that happened was that I got my license.

Well I think its terrible you can drive now.

I'll just be over here, not being sick at work.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I go to this website a lot now.

 

[mParadox]

I think you all should have terrible days from here on in!

 

[Roxas1359]

I haven't cheated on the Escapist and signed up for a new forum...
[sub]Only to post walkthroughs...*gets on knees and begs for Escapist's forgiveness.[/sub]

 

[=y]

I'm going to excommunicate you now.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've been a good boy though!

 

[=y]

You forgot my birthday. Die.

 

[Roxas1359]

I got you a present yesterday.
You ate it though.

 

[=y]

So that's why there was a cactus on my bed.

 

[Roxas1359]

Cactus?
I got you a nuclear bomb for Christmas.