Blatant Lies

[mParadox]

I love nuclear bombs!!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've never touched a cactus before.

 

[dalek sec]

I totally know what I want to do today.

 

[Roxas1359]

I know what to do later today.
I'll throw a big party and invite everyone!

 

[TheLastSamurai14]

I'm going to be productive this whole week.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I will be joining you in being productive.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't have to go to the doctor.
I won't go when I have to.

 

[=y]

I am the best.

 

[Roxas1359]

You suck.
I on the other hand am so handsome and amazing that all the ladies want to go out with me.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

There's a cake with my name on it!

 

[Fijiman]

I will kill anyone who doesn't bow to me right now.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Maybe I'll just make you a lasagna instead.

 

[Evil Smurf]

this shit in not bananas!

 

[Roxas1359]

There are monkeys living under my couch.

 

[Evil Smurf]

my couch is not made of bananas

 

[BernardoOne]

Did not started playing right now.

 

[Fijiman]

You leave those monkeys alone! Those are my worker monkeys.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm in your refrigerator, noming on your veggies.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have some evil flying monkeys if you want...

 

[BernardoOne]

im not sleepy right now