Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I'm always waiting for the phone to ring.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have been expecting you

 

[Fijiman]

I expect the expected and the unexpected all the time, therefore you smell funny.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am a poptart cat what do you expect?

 

[Fijiman]

I expect for you to give me all your money.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You are underqualified for money.
capcha: watch out

 

[=y]

I can wait for my computer parts to arrive.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't need money.
I mean it's not like it's important or anything.

 

[shrekfan246]

I don't sit here, endlessly refreshing the forums looking for amusing topics to read and/or post in, for hours on end.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've never done that at all either.
I mean I have so many other things to do than sit on a sit all day...

 

[shrekfan246]

I'm a very busy person, and I should probably be sleeping right now because I need to get up early tomorrow morning!

And this definitely isn't fun to do.

 

[Fijiman]

Sleep is not necessary. Those who need sleep are weak and deserve to be eliminated.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not noticing more people in Forum Games now. I'm sure I know the reason.

This isn't the only part of the forums I still come to.

 

[shrekfan246]

I'm in Forum Games because it's super serious, whereas the rest of the forums are too laid back, relaxed, and fun for my liking.

 

[Roxas1359]

This place is the most serious place on the entire internet.
And as we all know, the internet is the most serious place to ever exist.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Must resist buying Tomba.

(Off topic)It's downloading now.

 

[Rooster893]

I hate the Call of Duty games.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I play the waiting game.

 

[Rooster893]

I love how fast the Escapist is in updating profiles.

I have a lot of patience.

 

[Fijiman]

I kind of dislike the updates for Firefox.