Blatant Lies

[=y]

When I post in Gaming Discussion, people post in the threads.

 

[Roxas1359]

@=y: I venture out of the Forum Games all the time.
No use in staying in here.

 

[Fijiman]

I don't have the same luck with threads.

 

[Dr.Susse]

You get humble and un-sarcastic conversation in the other sections mostly.

 

[Fijiman]

The forum games suck, that's why I mostly stay away from them. The other forums, however, always have something that will catch my interest.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm off to go and become the king of the pixies.
Anyone want to join me in my mythical creature takeover quest?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I haven't trusted the pixies since their second album.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm off to go and become the king of the pixies.
Anyone want to join me in my mythical creature takeover quest?

I don't have dibs on dragons.

 

[Roxas1359]

First thing's first: hand me my beating stick.
I obviously can't take on enemies the size of my pinkie without my beating stick.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Done.

 

[Roxas1359]

You genius!
That is my beating stick!

Spoiler: It's definitely not this

A Stun Club is a terrible weapon. It always breaks on me.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Forget references!
Comparing different shades is where the real comedy is at!

 

[Dr.Susse]

But all three are butt plugs.

 

[Fijiman]

Some doucheball didn't go around my neighborhood and throw eggs at peoples cars.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've egged many a peoples' cars.
I'd love myself for doing it again.
@Topaz: My sister didn't convince the store she works at to sell that book.

 

[Roxas1359]

I want to read it so badly.
I'd never put that book down after opening the cover.

 

[Living_Brain]

You people have lots of interesting topics to talk about.
Now go find the lie. I did.

 

[=y]

This thread is not about lying.

 

[Roxas1359]

We all tell the truth here.
We chastise those who would lie. *grabs beating stick*

 

[=y]

I don't have a thread in off topic right now. <.<