Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am not very drunklll XD XD XD

 

[mParadox]

I shall knight you then! *Looks around for sword, can't find one settles for fork.*

Alright! Now I'm a knight and I got legal awesomeness to prove it! >

 

[Dr.Susse]

Today was international bucket on head day.

 

[Fijiman]

I've got my bucket hat ready.

 

[Roxas1359]

I can hear perfectly right now.
Definitely no muffle in my right ear.

 

[Fijiman]

You should take a plunger and use it on your ear.

You should wear a tinfoil hat instead.

I do look rather dapper in my tinfoil top hat.

 

[mParadox]

It is isn't it? Absolutely terrible. ;-;

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't buy medicine for my earache.
If I did I'm sure it would be cheap.
[sub]$11.99 for some drops. >.>[/sub]

 

[mParadox]

THANK CTHULHU FOR EXPENSIVE MEDICINES. O.O

 

[Roxas1359]

You know what sucks, I still have the ear ache after using the medicine.
Stupid waste of money. I could have bought some Cheese-Its with that money!
[sub][sub]Para, it's basically over the counter stuff. My prescriptions cost like $6 and I need those more.[/sub][/sub]

 

[mParadox]

Makes me sad that medicine is expensive here. <.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

I always prescribe placebos.

 

[Roxas1359]

@Para: Having insurance sucks. I'd definitely be able to afford it if I didn't have it.
@Doc: I won't ask where you've been. I've seen you around a lot lately just like Trouble.

 

[mParadox]

@Nero: Oh poppycock, insurance sucks!

 

[Roxas1359]

Indeed, screw it. Doesn't give me anything anyway. ^.^
[sub]My insurance does a thing where if I read an article once a week for 12 weeks I get a $50 Visa Debit card.[/sub]
Blue Shield California is the worst.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I feel HORRIBLE after that bath!

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate bathing.
I shall remain stinky forever!

 

[Dr.Susse]

I can tell how long people haven't bathed for by the way they breath.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I know where the good doctor's avatar is from.

 

[Roxas1359]

You shouldn't be ashamed Red.
It isn't from the Crash Bandicoot series!