Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My mosquito bites from work are not itchy.

 

[Roxas1359]

My computer is currently running faster than a crackhead chasing a dealer down the ally way.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have plenty of things in my house to eat for lunch. T.T

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering if I should take a nap now.

 

[Roxas1359]

Dalek, you know sleep is for the weak!
For shame.

 

[Living_Brain]

I am sure I am within 3 time zones of everyone here. At most.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I can easily get off tvtropes at any given time. I'm not hungry at all.

 

[Fijiman]

Food is a horrid, horrid substance. We should destroy all food on earth.

 

[Roxas1359]

I am the Eggman!
I've got the master plan~

 

[Fijiman]

I dislike watching for lightning during storms because lightning is stupid and lame except for when it knocks out the TV signal/power to the house.

 

[DJ_DEnM]

I'm the most well-known guy here.

 

[mParadox]

I'm the founder of the Killuminati. <.<

 

[Living_Brain]

The Escapist hasn't gone buggy. Pictures that link to articles aren't suddenly 100 times bigger. It also has everything to do with my adblocker, I didn't check.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not getting sick right now.
I blame Tizzy if I do get sick.
Also I didn't get a shiny new badge.
[sub]Posting 36 months consecutively baby![/sub]

 

[dalek sec]

I hope you don't get better Neronium.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

I wish you all the worst, Neronium. I'm the living definition of health too.

 

[Living_Brain]

I've been sick all the time this year. Never healthy ;D

 

[Living_Brain]

I didn't get press junketeer... Nero you told me all of them! I am going to persecute you in (captcha kangaroo court!

 

[Roxas1359]

I get sick all the time which sucks.
[sub]I literally get sick like once a year and only for like 3 days. Go Orange Juice! [/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

I often get terribly sick. Less often than not I get nothing more than a light cold.