Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

Very well, than I say we shall duel with these sword fishes while on tortoises while wearing winter clothing! *draws swordfish out of nowhere*

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I'll kill you both! *Draws double-nosed swordfish*

 

[Dr.Susse]

Feel the love!

 

[Roxas1359]

Hippie Hipster alert!
Also, I'm not getting Playstation All-Stars for sure.
They aren't putting Spike from Ape Escape as a fighter, as well the main character from MediEvil!
I won't be able to use my beating stick to beat up a Big Daddy

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

I'm not getting it on the Vita, it doesn't look fun.

 

[Dr.Susse]

It doesn't need Crash Bandicoot! (Spike is a uncool choice though)

Also I liked him before he was cool.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've never liked Spike.
Even when I got the first game back in 2001

 

[Fijiman]

You have all been given a promotion.

 

[mParadox]

You've all been granted dental plans!

 

[Roxas1359]

You've all received your pink slips.

 

[Fijiman]

It's time for the conga line to hell everyone.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't render a video in 720p and it looks crappy.

 

[Fijiman]

I have watched said video.

 

[Fijiman]

I can use mods on my games.

 

[Fijiman]

I made a waffle hat.

 

[Roxas1359]

I've done it! I've created the world's first ever living sandwich.
You shall all praise me as I eat this conveniently placed sandwich.

 

[Fijiman]

Consider you sandwich beaten with your own beating stick.

 

[Roxas1359]

You touched my beating stick!?
*brandishes ice cream shotgun*
I hope you like soft serve, because these ice cream bullets really have a "kick" to them!
[sub]Uh, that was terrible... >.<[/sub]

 

[DJ_DEnM]

240p videos are awesome. I don't even care that I can't see the video, it's so much better.

 

[Fijiman]

This is now property of me. Now GTFO.