Blatant Lies

[Roxas1359]

I will bow down to Red and conquer land just for him.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will never question your loyalty to me.

*puts sword to your shoulders*

Rise sir knight, be named Maxieon, Fist of the Prairies!

 

[Roxas1359]

I shall do as you command Lord Red.
Shall I beat the taxes out of the serfs sire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Red seldom posts.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Crash bandicoot Lp's make me sad.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not behind on most of my videos.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm not going to try and finish my homework.
Don't need to do it myself.

 

[JLML]

My dog really wanted to go for a walk today. I didn't have to force her out of bed and I most certainly did NOT have to use candy to get her to come to put on a collar.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't laugh my ass of at this.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I am not on the Escapist during class because that is just unproductive and I must pay attention in them!

 

[Fijiman]

You probably shouldn't get off and pay attention to your class.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not fall asleep on my bed while playing Pokemon. Nor did I make friends with two girls at my games shop today.

 

[MammothBlade]

@Evil Smurf: I don't envy you one bit.

@Tizzy: I wouldn't join you if I could...

 

[Verex]

I hate everything about Doctor Who.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Older users aren't coming posting again..

I'll be real pissed off if Shock Value, Unusual Stranger or Lambi come back.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

My phone still has an astronomical amount of time left before the batteries run out.

 

[pyramid head grape]

I hope no one returns! D:<

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I realized Funusual Granger left. I have seen and talked to both Lambi and Shock recently.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Aylaine and me are not having a convocation. She is really horrible.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hope older users don't come back as well.
They were never fun.