Blatant Lies

[Neuromancer]

Comment that you will read in depth and care about.

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Comment about how brilliant your post is and that it's the best thing I've ever read.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Comment that you will read in depth and care about.

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Comment about how brilliant your post is and that it's the best thing I've ever read.

Witty response containing biting sarcasm to hide the lonely interior of a sad, sad man.

 

[Teoes]

Lovin' my job. Am the only person that feels this way.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Lovin' my job. Am the only person that feels this way.

Work is for plebes

 

[Fijiman]

Some jackass didn't knock out the power for a portion of the city this morning. My house isn't among those affected.

The Captcha is letting me post stuff without trouble.

EDIT: My power didn't come back on just after the Captcha finally let me post.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I don't want to book my next tattoo ASAP.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Its a lovely, warm, spring day here in Britain. Everyone is friendly and returns my greetings. Ten-year olds wearing anything but hoodies are riding BMXs that they definatly bought with their own money.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't get my new desktop today.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I don't want to book my next tattoo ASAP.

Not wondering what it could possibly be of.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm totally not paranoid right now. XD

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want Darkstalkers: Resurrection.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm going to uni today without a shirt.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't randomly go through forum games for fun.

 

[Dr. Mongo]

I won't have a fight with my stupid neighbour today.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Your neighbour is secretly working for me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't go to band tonight. I totally didn't play a part of the soundtrack from Gettysburg.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Red: You should get the band to cover Raining blood by slayer. It sounds great on the saxophone.

 

[Agent Cross]

I did not just sneeze on my computer screen...

And there wasn't a repeat of said sneezing.

 

[Agent Cross]

This is not a double post. :/

 

[Dr.Susse]

I will report you for this!