Blatant Lies

kailus13 · Apr 21, 2013

That dog does not appear to have attained enlightenment.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 21, 2013

I didn't go to a pub with my Dad for the first time ever today. Was boring.

Dr.Susse · Apr 21, 2013

Quiet beers are never welcome.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 21, 2013

It wasn't because we had an amazing Brass concert tonight.

Evil Smurf · Apr 21, 2013

I'm super gay everyone.

Rooster893 · Apr 21, 2013

IFC Yipes is the worst guy ever.

thesilentman · Apr 21, 2013

I may be slightly under the weather today.

Evil Smurf · Apr 21, 2013

I don't have uni today

MetaKnight670 · Apr 21, 2013

I did not attend opening game day with the football team today.

Goofguy · Apr 21, 2013

I sure wish it was still frigidly cold outside, I really loved that.

Rooster893 · Apr 21, 2013

I don't want Injustice: Gods Among Us.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 21, 2013

I don't miss the snow.

thesilentman · Apr 21, 2013

I can have alcohol.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 21, 2013

I'm not looking forward to the next NFL season.

MrCollins · Apr 21, 2013

I haven't been slowly revising before my exams.

AwesomeExpress · Apr 21, 2013

Taking a really long pee is never satisfying or a little funny when you can't believe that you're still going.

Goofguy · Apr 22, 2013

I've never done sudoku puzzles while taking a crap.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 22, 2013

I want to go to work tomorrow.

Dr.Susse · Apr 22, 2013

Blow if off and take up busking.

Teoes · Apr 22, 2013

Has been productive this morning.