Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

I have never got a psychotic urge to shave people with ugly neckbeards

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm sober

 

[Zantos]

I am following what is going on here with an unparalleled level of understanding.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I usually understand what's going on, too.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not tired.

I don't want to play games instead of working.

 

[Goofguy]

I'm looking forward to the start of an other work week

 

[Evil Smurf]

And now I'm drunk.

 

[kailus13]

Everyone is drunk!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I really want to go to work right now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

work is not for plebes

 

[kailus13]

There are no loud people in the next room. I can hear myself think.

 

[UltraDeth]

This video makes perfect sense

 

[kailus13]

It is recommended to watch that video with headphones and the sound turned up.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't have two finals tomorrow. >.<

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't have cat hair on me.

 

[Risingblade]

It takes 23.45 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop

 

[staika]

I don't need surgery to get my wisdom teeth removed :/

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I know exactly what I'm doing tomorrow.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate all the avatars that you get Ahri.

 

[Fijiman]

My internet hasn't become shit-tastically slow all of the sudden.