Blatant Lies

[kailus13]

I am not jealous of your internet.

 

[Fijiman]

This video makes perfect sense

I Don't remember watching that video before. It still isn't funny.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not get a free drink at uni

 

[staika]

I didn't almost step on a wasp on my way to bed. Everywhere is safe now!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I really want to go to work right now.

It was a good day, wasn't it?

Sometimes you should wake up in the morning...

 

[UltraDeth]

It is socially acceptable to reply to your own post

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am posting sober and I am asleep. Both are wise.

 

[Teoes]

I'm gutted we've got nice weather for once.

 

[Evil Smurf]

So wise

 

[kailus13]

Evil smurf wasn't ninja'd.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I visit Forum Games too much.

I hate all the avatars that you get Ahri.

I hate your avatars, too.

 

[UltraDeth]

Evolution isn't real

 

[kailus13]

UltraDeth is a fundie.

 

[UltraDeth]

Kailus is aware that I have a laser sight targeted at them

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I'm not singing right now.

 

[Teoes]

Blood Dragon sucks. What a waste of money. You think

Spoiler: kinda slight end sequence spoilers

riding a neon armoured Dragon into battle and firing a laser minigun while it bellows "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" and blows shit up with its eyes

..could possibly go toe-to-toe in coolness with Liberty Prime? Pssh, get out.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I may not be posting in FG a lot more in the distant future.

 

[Arcadian Legend]

There totally are pigs that can fly. They're just invisible.

 

[kailus13]

Invisible pork is the best kind of pork.

 

[Evil Smurf]

You swine are what is wrong with the Internet.