Blatant Lies

[sylekage]

There used to be 100 states until Canada seceded

 

[UltraDeth]

I think there should be more race prejudice

 

[Headsprouter]

I didn't miss a day of Forum Games.

 

[Dr.Susse]

You'll have to eat a lot of fibre to make up for it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I just had an threesome with your sisters. Yep, it was mind blowing.

 

[Dr.Susse]

All ten of them are men!

 

[Evil Smurf]

your sisters are men?

 

[UltraDeth]

Have you ever tried smoking cat turds? Real fresh

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I hope I'm still sick tomorrow. And the next day, and the day after.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not refreshing the 100,000 strong for TS4 page every 15 minutes for updates on Rewind.

 

[kailus13]

I don't think you're a fanboy. Honest.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Smurf: Manly ones. They're actually members of the Ukrainian body building society.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not just really excited for the teasers and screenshots they said were coming soon...

My sentiment for this series is not perhaps stupidly high.

I am not very aware of this.

 

[dalek sec]

My book didn't show up today in the mail.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I love constant call of duty ads.

 

[MrCollins]

I have to watch a lot of ads on the escapist.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering what should I get to eat tonight.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have to watch a lot of ads on the escapist.

Pub clubbers get all the adverts

 

[MrCollins]

I have to watch a lot of ads on the escapist.

Pub clubbers get all the adverts

I'm so angry at being part of this inferior class of Escapists!

 

[Dr.Susse]

They shall all burn!