Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

This video explains a lot

 

[Headsprouter]

My eyes are symmetrical.

 

[kailus13]

My eyes are perfectly normal.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I didn't get rejected today. I won't survive.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I hope you never fel better.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

An amazing movie did not help lift my spirits greatly.

 

[UltraDeth]

It's not too early

 

[Mocmocman]

I dislike my cat.

 

[UltraDeth]

Cats are not always annoying

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not going to bed now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have the best pussy in my avatar.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I shot the deputy, but I did not shoot the sherif.

 

[dalek sec]

I'm not wondering why Rooster Teeth has been down for the past 12 hours or so.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I know what roosterteeth is.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Hello I'm the Artic monkeys and don't belive the hype.

 

[kailus13]

I'm not tired. I shouldn't go to bed.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not using 3G

 

[kailus13]

I know what 3G is. I am smart that way.

 

[dalek sec]

"This is the End" wasn't funny at all.

 

[Fijiman]

You are all a bunch of sissy weenie babies.