Blatant Lies

[Headsprouter]

I wasn't drunk last night.

 

[UltraDeth]

Won Ton soup is awful

 

[Rooster893]

I finally didn't order that arcade stick.

 

[kailus13]

I have used an arcade stick before.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have pants on

 

[kailus13]

I'm going commando today.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not watching CEO2013. It's not hype at all. I didn't laugh at Mike Ross breaking the cage.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not going to a 21st tonight, I'm going to drink because alcohol will be there.

 

[UltraDeth]

I love sports games

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't look sexy all dressed up in a suit jacket. Ladies.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I feel very good today. Not sick at all.

 

[Fijiman]

I am really a giant.

 

[UltraDeth]

Sam [CENSORED] Peckinpah sent me here

 

[Rooster893]

Def Leppard sucks.

 

[Evil Smurf]

 

[Fijiman]

I am not bored.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have your solution

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can load this page.

 

[UltraDeth]

Smurf? You should've never downloaded Mass Effect

 

[Evil Smurf]

I know, awful game, I suspect the whole series is just as much of a shit and lemon pie.