Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

My butt doesn't hurt. This probably isn't because of the work I did yesterday.

*don't make a soap joke*

*doesn't smack with newspaper* That was a good joke.

I worked on that all night. Just like your mum! Oooooo burn!

*smacks with mace* You're getting better all the time.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My butt doesn't hurt. This probably isn't because of the work I did yesterday.

*don't make a soap joke*

*doesn't smack with newspaper* That was a good joke.

I worked on that all night. Just like your mum! Oooooo burn!

*smacks with mace* You're getting better all the time.

Thats what she said.

I'm having too much fun to stop.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't wish I was a conduit.

Acid powers would suck.

 

[UltraDeth]

I am alert enough to do something

 

[Teoes]

I'd hate to be back in bed right about now.

 

[Wickatricka]

My life is not pointless.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Resolution for new years 2012. Write and send a letter.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My New Years resolution is 1280 by 800

 

[UltraDeth]

I take up New Year Resolutions, totally worth it

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm really happy I got to do 15 minutes unpaid overtime and didn't get my second break at work.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not hoping for my plans to succeed this time.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not contemplating changing my avatar

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not feeling a little tipsy.

 

[UltraDeth]

I was not woken up at 5am by a cat

 

[Evil Smurf]

I was not woken up at 5am by a cat

D'awww

 

[UltraDeth]

I have a sore anus

 

[Teoes]

I have a sore anus

I wish to hear more about your anus.

I've got loads of time to post today, thanks to month-end reporting.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not bored and I love the rollover ads on this site.

 

[UltraDeth]

Ads make me curious

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I don't need to get back into writing.