Blatant Lies

[Rooster893]

Pokemon Diamond/Pearl didn't come out 7 years ago.

I feel young.

 

[Fijiman]

YouTube isn't broken at all today. I find this fact most amusing.

At least The Escapist isn't having the same problems

YouTube hasn't been acting weird for the last few days so I'm kind of surprised it broke. To hear that the Escapist isn't experiencing some of the same problems is great.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm having issues with YouTube, too. I'm not having the usual ones, though, of course.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I didn't get payed today and I am angry about it.

 

[Headsprouter]

Having an income sounds terrible.

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't help my uncle with heavy lifting today.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I am bored with my life

 

[Dr.Susse]

When I reach 20,000 posts everyone else will have their post count go backwards.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Don't give away something.

 

[Roxas1359]

I totally hate helping out a translation team.
[sub]So much work! >.<[/sub]

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I don't like spaghetti. And certainly not with meat sauce or meatballs. And not with cheesy garlic bread to the side. Gross man, gross!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not trying to get a flashlight to work. It hasn't been very temperamental sense a battery exploded. I don't think it would be better to just replace it.

 

[Rooster893]

Leon the Professional and Snatch are terrible movies.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Leon the Professional and Snatch are terrible movies.

Horrible movies! Why even mention them?

This is not from Mathilda.

 

[UltraDeth]

I did not get a copy of BioShock and BioShock 2 in the post yesterday, nor did I play the first one last night. It was dismal

 

[Evil Smurf]

My sister does not like Jedward.

 

[UltraDeth]

I did not get a copy of BioShock and BioShock 2 in the post yesterday, nor did I play the first one last night. It was dismal

Nor did buy The Darkness 2 and Borderlands 2 online

 

[Headsprouter]

I can remember the 2 completely normal dreams I had which I am positive occurred separately.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I can remember the 2 completely normal dreams I had which I am positive occurred separately.

Don't tell us.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I am not playing To The Moon and I am not enjoying myself because of it.