Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

I love inhaling my own stinky farts

 

[Dr.Susse]

Fart cupcakes for everyone!

 

[Teoes]

I'm not trying to wrap up my work for some time away.

I'm not dreading tomorrow -.-

What's not happening today?

I didn't have to do a full day with a totally not shit manager. I didn't end up doing 15 minutes unpaid yet again because she's absolutely not a lazy ***** at all.

I don't think you should make up for that by totally slacking off for 15 minutes some other day.

 

[UltraDeth]

I've always wanted to ty "Death by gay sex"

 

[Headsprouter]

Death in general sounds like a fun thing.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I don't love Billie Piper, I've not been spending my spare time watching Sanctuary.

I liked Billie Piper until I saw her in this.

 

[UltraDeth]

Fruit is deadly

 

[Dr.Susse]

My Granddad was killed by a Banana.

 

[Teoes]

I think Nintendo deserve their low sales and tarnished reputation of late. I think Mario sucks all manner of poop, Samus is a big girl's blouse with Daddy issues and the less said about Luigi the better! The Wii-u is an underpowered turd and anyone thinking they did well sales-wise in previous generations is deluded. X-Box totally clowned them!

NDF to the rescuuuuuuue~ in FG! Where are you going to hide now Neronium??

 

[Neuromancer]

You do understand that Neronium is going to forever leave the Escapist now, don't you?

 

[Teoes]

I think he will. I would be pleased if he did.

 

[Neuromancer]

You have done a great job and a valiable service to the community. Well done. We are all proud of you.

 

[Teoes]

I know I'm awesome. You'd all hate it if I wasn't here.

Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves! Too soon?

 

[Headsprouter]

That was too soon, you inconsiderate bastard. Phil Fish doesn't deserve to be mocked at all.

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm off to kill the Wizard of Oz.

 

[EeveeElectro]

These sleeping tablets have certainly worked.
I don't feel calm though.

I'm also looking forward to work tomorrow.

 

[Evil Smurf]

These sleeping tablets have certainly worked.
I don't feel calm though.

I'm also looking forward to work tomorrow.

Roofie thyself!

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't get Injustice today, and I didn't buy General Zod.

Rob Van Dam didn't return to WWE.

Both of these things make me unhappy.

[small][small][small]Still needs Atrocitus[/small][/small][/small]

 

[Headsprouter]

My cat didn't get slug guts in her fur. I knew exactly how she managed it and had no trouble getting it out.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Fruit is deadly

That doesn't remind me of the Monty Python sketch at all.

2 Guns is not a good movie. I don't recommend any of you see it. Also, I don't like the Man of Steel soundtrack.