Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

I could've slept better

 

[Headsprouter]

The Escapist is commonly loading pages on the first try.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not tired because I did not 4.5 hours sleep.

 

[Teoes]

I don't have really important things I should be doing, so it's a good thing I'm posting here. \o/

 

[UltraDeth]

You shouldn't get back to work

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

Im not just biding my time until i can get in to early access for FF14.

 

[Rooster893]

Dishes are my favorite chore to do. It's harder to do than laundry, though.

 

[Racecarlock]

I am a shape shifting martian dragon that has bubblegum farts.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've been waiting for this moment all of my life. Oh lord.

*Kazoo solo*

 

[Evil Smurf]

How tall will this be?

 

[Fijiman]

I'm in a mood for snide remarks and generally joking around.

 

[Rooster893]

Cheesy pepperoni rolls are disgusting!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Edward scissor hands is someone whom I'd trust with my smart phone.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm going to stay up all night and post in every thread known to man.

 

[overRed]

I'm copying the guy in the post above.

 

[UltraDeth]

I didn't sleep too well

 

[Teoes]

I'll still be 30 tomorrow.

 

[Teoes]

I don't think Teoes's badge order is clever.

The 5-4-3-2-1? It wasn't Fijiman's idea. Credit should not go to him.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I've not played Saints Row 4 all day.

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not helping my brother with moving his stuff into his dorm.