Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

I haven't finished Borderlands 2

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not going to my girlfriend's birthday party tomorrow.

I didn't just finish putting a bunch of awesome wallpapers on my school laptop.

 

[UltraDeth]

I like having an itchy chest

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I think Ben Affleck is going to be a great Batman.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will not be posting from a different province next time you hear from me.

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't get a message today telling me good game. I didn't reciprocate.

 

[UltraDeth]

I didn't get a message today telling me good game. I didn't reciprocate.

I haven't sent a message to someone telling them it was a "good game". That's for fags

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't get a message today telling me good game. I didn't reciprocate.

I haven't sent a message to someone telling them it was a "good game". That's for fags

Sportsmanship is stupid!

 

[Dr.Susse]

The chemical makeup of a radio is one part magic and a lot parts fire.

 

[Rooster893]

My friend is calling me back. I'm not worried that he'll make it to our hang out tomorrow.

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't just speak to his mom; nothing is fine, and I have everything to worry about!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Look at your life and compare it to mine, then kill yourself.

 

[Fijiman]

I didn't just spend $20+ on the first two Bioshocks. I regret everything.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I did not just finish Saints Row 4 and have a good time with it.

 

[Rooster893]

Daft Punk sucks.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I just survived being assaulted by a pack of pigeons.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I am not bored and I am listening to the most shit music ever.

 

[Fijiman]

I can't hear a concert that I'm not assuming is going on at one of the local colleges. It is neither annoying nor distracting. And now there isn't fireworks going off.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not going to see Lindsey Stirling in two days, nor did I finish Saints Row 4 in 26 hours.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Wearing a singlet and a beanie makes you cool and warm at the same time so why would you wear anything else?