Blatant Lies

Neuromancer · Aug 25, 2013

I didn't fill one and a half pages of forum games.

UltraDeth · Aug 25, 2013

Fijiman said:
I didn't just spend $20+ on the first two Bioshocks. I regret everything.

Poor choice, very poor. I don't speak from experience

Evil Smurf · Aug 25, 2013

I am the new Batman.

Dr.Susse · Aug 25, 2013

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because Seven is a psychopath who stripped and ate the flesh of Nine while he was still alive.

AwesomeExpress · Aug 26, 2013

@Dr.Susse: O.O

OT: I'm not glad I bought my Avengers calendar because this month was Scarlet Johansson.

Rooster893 · Aug 26, 2013

I'm not discussing the possibility of healthier living with my parents.

Fijiman · Aug 26, 2013

My internet didn't apparently decide to fuck itself about ten minutes ago. I'm currently very happy about it doing this.

Rooster893 · Aug 26, 2013

My iPhone's letting me put music on it. It's not frustrating at all.

UltraDeth · Aug 26, 2013

August has just started, time passes slowly

Evil Smurf · Aug 26, 2013

I'm not going to see Linseey Stirling tonight.

Rooster893 · Aug 26, 2013

My school netbook is noticing my USB. I don't want to put more wallpapers on it. But it never recognized the USB before!

Evil Smurf · Aug 27, 2013

I got a school netbook.

UltraDeth · Aug 27, 2013

I need to take a leak

Teoes · Aug 27, 2013

I don't have some Games to catch up on.

UltraDeth · Aug 27, 2013

My butthole does not stink

Headsprouter · Aug 27, 2013

Justine isn't a frightening DLC at all...permanent death has no effect on my actions...

Kitsune Hunter · Aug 27, 2013

While I wasn't at work and not taking phone calls, I didn't speak to the rudest person I ever spoke to

EeveeElectro · Aug 27, 2013

If today is as shitty as yesterday, I'll be very happy.

Morsomk_v1legacy · Aug 27, 2013

I am not finished with school today

Fijiman · Aug 27, 2013

I'm not watching the Animaniacs for the first time in years.