Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

I have a third nipple

 

[Headsprouter]

Who wants a Bengal cat?

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Those cats suck. Everybody who keeps a Serval on the other hand is totally down to earth.

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Yup, an expensive cat that requires an expensive diet that restricts you from going on vacations due to its insistence on taking food from the 1-2 people it imprints on. Kills other pets and doesn't even look that great. Comes with legal inspections and lots of hassle. Sounds brilliant! Not sarcasm.

I love being this judgemental, but I don't think any of the people who own these cats are a bit of a snob.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want a munchkin kitten.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Who wants a Bengal cat?

Spoiler

Those cats suck. Everybody who keeps a Serval on the other hand is totally down to earth.

Spoiler

Yup, an expensive cat that requires an expensive diet that restricts you from going on vacations due to its insistence on taking food from the 1-2 people it imprints on. Kills other pets and doesn't even look that great. Comes with legal inspections and lots of hassle. Sounds brilliant! Not sarcasm.

I love being this judgemental, but I don't think any of the people who own these cats are a bit of a snob.

I don't think this is a leopard.

 

[Headsprouter]

I don't think this is a leopard.

Leopards don't look like this:

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I'm positive you were being serious.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't think this is a leopard.

Leopards don't look like this:

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I'm positive you were being serious.

I'm not being serious.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not being serious.

I resent the fact that we cleared that up.

I don't want a munchkin kitten.

I'm quite into munchkin cats, but I don't see the appeal. The fact that they can jump very high has no advantages in keeping them as house animals. I never let my cat out so I hate the fact she has proportionate legs.

Speaking sarcastically unlike this and remaining easily understandable gets easier as sentences become longer.

 

[DyqstARD]

I'm dead

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm dead

That's what you get for having a lower post count, noob.

 

[UltraDeth]

Music is pointless

 

[Teoes]

I've got loads left to read in A Feast For Crows. It hasn't gotten a good deal better towards the end.

 

[UltraDeth]

Reading is for hippies

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is not catching up with LRR.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm voting for the Australian liberal party because I like being oppressed. Austerity FTW.

 

[UltraDeth]

I vote frequently

 

[Dr.Susse]

I normally vote for the socialist alliance.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not getting drunk

 

[Teoes]

I've gotten drunk every day this week. I'm not getting some stocks in today to see me through the next few weeks. A nice rum and a nice whisky, no I won't get those.

 

[UltraDeth]

Marillion are an overrated prog-rock band

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

This thread is stupid