Blatant Lies

[Teoes]

I've not opened the window and made everyone in the room cold. I love the smell of someone's perfume.

I don't.

You would love this particular one, trust me. I doesn't smell like some sort of stale granny perfume.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I've not opened the window and made everyone in the room cold. I love the smell of someone's perfume.

I don't.

You would love this particular one, trust me. I doesn't smell like some sort of stale granny perfume.

That sounds delicious.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm full of energy today and totally not hungry at all.

 

[Teoes]

I've done tons of work today.

 

[UltraDeth]

I've not opened the window and made everyone in the room cold. I love the smell of someone's perfume.

I don't.

You would love this particular one, trust me. I doesn't smell like some sort of stale granny perfume.

You will like my many aftershaves then

 

[Rooster893]

I'm not excited to hang out with my friends this weekend.

 

[skurz]

I really love to clean the liter box.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not wearing my thongs to uni today.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I love the prospect of jobs I would like to have in the future vanishing here due to political bullshit...

 

[Potentpillow]

I'm trying so hard to blink.

 

[Hero of Lime]

I can't wait to go for my blood test tomorrow.

 

[Potentpillow]

I can't wait to wake up at 6 am and walk a kilometer to my bus stop in the rain.

 

[UltraDeth]

I should get out more

 

[Teoes]

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I know what I'm having for lunch

 

[UltraDeth]

Yay, it's raining

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not learning.

 

[DyqstARD]

And I will always love you

 

[Fijiman]

I am on the moon.

 

[Dr.Susse]

This is a wonderful hangover.