Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not in bed

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I don't crave steak for some reason.

That's just gross... Steak is no good, man. I hope you have a rotten week. I don't miss hanging out with you at all.

I'm not going out for nachos and/or wings later. That would be boring and a waste of time and money. I'm going to make a tofu salad instead.

 

[Headsprouter]

I didn't just reheat chips from the Chinese. They're the worst kind.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not going out tonight.

 

[UltraDeth]

I'm not happy that GTA5 brought back the old arcade-style Rampages

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm sober and proud of it.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I don't want to play Tales of Xillia because it is shit!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not watching a GTA V walkthrough

 

[Fijiman]

I am the undisputed king of the forum games.

 

[UltraDeth]

I'm not watching a GTA V walkthrough

I knew they existed yet

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not watching a GTA V walkthrough

I knew they existed yet

don't look for cvg on YouTube.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not watching a GTA V walkthrough

I knew they existed yet

The internet is slow when it comes to these things.

 

[Headsprouter]

I didn't walk home alone at 1:30am. I'm too smart for that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I assume the fires started from your laserbeam eyes lit the way for you.

 

[staika]

I am not back to the old avatar everyone hates. Might not change it every so often to mess with people.

 

[Fijiman]

I've not been contemplating changing my avatar.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I think I might do another gif competition with the winner being my avatar.

 

[UltraDeth]

I hate your chirpy avatar

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not tired.

 

[Teoes]

I've not been contemplating changing my avatar.

You weren't doing that a few months ago. Clearly you reached a decision at the time.