Blatant Lies

[Headsprouter]

I'm not listening to anything...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not at a school.

 

[staika]

This is the best time to be at work. The sun is in the perfect position so it never shines in my face where I sit.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not 21 on the 14th

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My nose is performing on stage tonight. Anyone want a ticket?

 

[staika]

My nose is performing on stage tonight. Anyone want a ticket?

I'll take five!

 

[Rooster893]

My brother isn't home from college, and neither is his heterosexual life partner. This sucks!

 

[Headsprouter]

I have lots of money to buy drinks tomorrow night.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am currently sober.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm drunk.

 

[Headsprouter]

I am a glass of strong lager.

 

[UltraDeth]

Shaving makes me uncomfortable

 

[UltraDeth]

Spoiler: I haven't found the source of my avatar :)

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not bored and don't wish I had someone to play with or at least talk to.

 

[Headsprouter]

My cat is okay with me posting while she tries to sleep on me.

She did not just leave.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not bored and don't wish I had someone to play with or at least talk to.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My sleep cycle is back to normal now.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't want a cat.

 

[Headsprouter]

Cats suck. I hate my cat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I can have a pet.